| ABOUT ME | Page that tells users
lies about the seller |
| AS IS | Broken,
I do not give refunds . |
| ADORABLE | Ugly |
| ACTUAL SHIPPING CHARGES | A profit
center and has nothing to do with actual cost to ship. You should have asked for
amount before bidding. See S&H. |
| ALL
SALES FINAL | A damaged fake item |
| ASK
QUESTIONS | Because I ain't admitting anything. |
| AUTHENTIC | This is a real replica. 500% real! |
| BEAUTIFUL | Ugly in a scary way.
|
| BIN | Payment by worthless
check received 6 weeks after the auction ended. |
| BONUS | Something
extra... a real bad feeling you get when you see what you bought. |
| BRAND NAME | Pasted over generic name (see AUTHENTIC,
GENUINE or NOT FAKE) |
| BRAND NEW | A
new counterfeit copy. |
| BRILLIANT
SHINE | What I just gave it with my buffer (see NEAR MINT). |
| BUA | Butt-Ugly Auction. |
| CHEAP! | Accurate, but does not
refer to the price |
| CIVIL WAR | Made
in China last week. (China's dispute with Taiwan is a civil war ... right?). |
| COA | Certificate of Authenticity
(seller signed the item and typed the certificate personally). |
| COACH HANDBAG | see AUTHENTIC, GENUINE or NOT FAKE.
|
| COLLECTIBLE | I have
WAY too many of these. |
| COLORFUL | Unknown
stains. |
| CONTEMPORARY | Got
it at a 99 cents store. Email me if you want more than one. |
| CUSTOM | So ugly there's only one in the world.
|
| CUTE | Crap. |
| DESIGNER | see AUTHENTIC, GENUINE
or NOT FAKE. |
| DIRTY | And
the dirt is hiding a crack. Or two. |
| DISPLAYS
WELL | The other three sides are damaged. |
| DIY | Damaged Item Yesterday. |
| DON'T MISS THIS ONE! | I'm really tired of dragging
this around, somebody buy it! |
| ELEGANT | Old
and worthless. |
| EUC | Excellent
Used Condition, but smells of smoke, covered with dog hair and not stained too
bad. |
| FACTORY ORIGINAL | It
originally came from a factory. |
| FABULOUS | adjective;
lacking factual basis or historical validity |
| FANTASTIC | Unbelievably ugly. |
| FINE | Paint covers flaws, parts taped in place. |
| FS | Factory Sealed. Until I
opened it. |
| FREE SHIPPING | It
will be 'lost in the mail' |
| FROM
A NON SMOKING HOME | Covered with cat hair. |
| GENTLY USED | It's on it's last legs. |
| GENUINE | It is 100% real imitation,
not a fake one. |
| GOOD CONDITION | The
dents hid the scratches. |
| GORGEOUS | Really
ugly. |
| GREAT CONDITION | The
scratches hid the dents. |
| GREAT
CONDITION FOR SOMETHING THIS OLD | I'm going to claim it got damaged
in the mail. |
| HTF | Hard
to Find ... Will be lost in mail after you pay for it. |
| HOT | 1. Stolen... maybe I'll send it to you, maybe
I won't.
2. From a smoker's home complete with cigarette burns. |
| I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT | Oh yes
I do. But I'm hoping you don't. |
| I
WAS TOLD THAT THIS IS... | No one bought this when I said what it REALLY
was. |
| L@@K | I cannot
think of one good thing to say about this item. |
| I'M
Leaving EBAY! | You will never receive this useless CD after you pay
for it. |
| LE | Limited
Edition... This is my last one, so it must be limited. |
| LIKE NEW | 1. Deep scratches but I've still got
the box.
2. I would "LIKE" to think it is "NEW"... but it's not. |
| LOVELY | Tacky, like a Day Glow
black velvet painting of Elvis playing poker with dogs... |
| MIB | Mint In Box. Or perhaps Mashed In Box. |
| MINT | 1. A green color,
but it also might be mold.
2. Meticulously cleaned. |
| 99% MINT | Meticulously cleaned and almost not
broken too much. |
| NEAR MINT | Cleaned
even harder and it broke and a part is missing |
| MODERN | From
the late 1980's to mid 90's. |
| MUST
HAVE! | Must have it out of my house. |
| NEAT | Could
use a good cleaning. |
| NEVER USED
CONDITION | Not new, and I lost the box. |
| NEVER WORN | I got it at a second-hand store, but
"I" never wore it. |
| NEW | Used
only a few times. |
| NIB | 1.
New In Box. Used and not the original box.
2. Now Its Broken. 3. Nothing
In Box. |
| NICE | I'm
keeping the good one, and getting rid of this piece of junk. |
| SUPER NICE | I should be whipped for putting this
junk up for bids. |
| NO MOLD OR
MILDEW | Not sure what the stains and smell are from. |
| NO REFUNDS | You are lucky if I send you anything.
I will neg you if you complain. |
| NOT
FAKE | FAKE. |
| NOT SURE
IF IT WORKS | I know for a fact that it DOES NOT work. See "AS IS".
|
| NPB | Non Paying Bastard! |
| NR | 1. No Reserve. Large starting
bid and ripoff shipping.
2. Needs Restoration. 3. No Returns. 4. Not Recommended.
5. Not Running. 6. Not Reliable. 7. Not Real |
| NRFB | 1.
Never Removed From Box. Exceptby the kids.
2. No Reciprocal FeedBack. 3. No
Refunds For Bidders. |
| NWOT | New
with out tags. I cut them off when I shoplifted |
| NWT
| New With Tags - off the back of a lorry. |
| OLD | Useless. |
| VERY
OLD | Very useless. |
| OOAK | ONE
OF A KIND. Your guess is as good as mine. |
| OOP | Out
of print, I couldn't find it in the bookstore at the mall. |
| ORIGINAL CONDITION | Cheaply made |
| PATINA | Rust, mold or graffitti. |
| WONDERFUL PATINA | Deep rust with pits. |
| PERFECT | I have no idea what
this is supposed to look like. |
| PRISTINE | I'm
making this up as I go along ... |
| RARE | Fewer
than 500 listed on ebay this week. |
| VERY
RARE | Cheaper at the mall |
| RECIPROCAL
FEEDBACK | You leave feedback first. |
| RECONDITIONED | Defective
and returned to the factory. see "AS IS". |
| RETRO | I
was born in 1990, and my older sister had one of these. |
| S&H | Includes my time, fees, gas, internet and
Starbucks coffee. |
| SCARCE | Email
me if you want more than one. |
| SEE
MY FEEDBACK | I'm quick to neg. |
| STARTS
AT 1 CENT!! | S&H is $42. No combined shipping, insurance extra. |
| STRESS / AGE CRACK | Dropped
it while I was taking photos. |
| UNBELIEVABLE | Fact.
Don't believe a word of it. |
| UNIQUE | Put
together from parts last night. |
| UNUSED |
I did not use it. It was already broken. |
| USED | Broken,
but most of the parts are there. |
| UNUSED
BOOK | Withdrawn by the library as no-one read it. |
| VHTF | Very Hard to Find. It will never be sent
after you pay for it. |
| VINTAGE | I
was born in 1990, and it looks so totally way old to me. |
| WOW | I'm desperate. |
| WOW!!!!!! | I'm really desperate. |
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